I hope I haven't failed to make it clear that I hate Tucker Carlson.
I hate Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Carlson is the personification of the sound of bird crap hitting a brand new windshield. He is your racist aunt's facebook given sentience. Tucker Carlson is the story you'd get if Indian in the Cupboard was written by David Duke.
Tucker Carlson has been roasted by every late night and comedy news show for the past week. My favorite, and the one I'm going to share with you, is the frazzled former Cracked.com staffer - turned- News Dude, Cody Johnston.