Fellas, take heed. I’m about to give you some advice that will change your entire relationship with women. I’m about to tell you the secret to winning hearts and turning heads.
The secret is simple;
Close. The goddamned door. After yourselves.
I work with men, I’ve lived with men, I have a brother and a father, and if there is one thing that all dudes have in common it seems to be that once a door is opened and walked through, if it’s not a door that separates the inside from the outside of a house or car, it just doesn’t get closed.
Guys leave the doors open to bathrooms when they’re using them. Guys leave the fridge door open. Guys leave bedroom doors open, while their girlfriends are undressed, and just walk away.
I don’t know why it is, I don’t know why. But I do know that the difference between an open door and a closed one is the difference between a woman who loves you and one who wants to close the door before she throws you through it.